I wish I am in a Relationship Syndrome

The "I-wish-I-am-in-a-relationship" Syndrome"


Symptoms:
You feel lonely every morning, every night, every moment.
You have a hard time getting up
You think every day is just another boring day
You walk down the street wishing you walk while you hold a hand
You ride the jeep/fx/whatever hoping you sit next to a cute girl/guy
You eat lunch hoping someone sits beside you
You wish someone eats with you
You look at someone wishing he looks back and starts a connection
You watch a romantic movie and hope you watch it with someone
You stare at a couple for a long time
You imagine yourself doing their PDAs with somebody else


In worse cases:
You are haunted by the happy moments of your past relationship(s)
You randomly think of the person(s) you "almost loved/liked/whatever" and visualize yourself with him/them
You then say to yourself, "Sayang yun"
You have a keen eye for potential gfs/bfs
You consider most of your new friends as "prospects"
You try to "get close" to your new "friend" and see what happens
You make a move and if it's positive you go for it, if  not, you "act" like nothing happened
You go to parties thinking you're going to meet kismet
You go to talks, seminars, trainings, etc (whatever events available) to meet potential partners
You think Christmas is just for family
You think Valentines is for friends